spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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