Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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