His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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