How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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