I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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