so explain again why im purple
no
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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