And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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