It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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