sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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