ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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