yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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