is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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