The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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