Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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