I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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