I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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