I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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