This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
