I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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