His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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