god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
