okay pat passed out under dana's car
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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