so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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