So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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