She said her name was "party"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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