he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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