ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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