I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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