idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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