O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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