chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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