the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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