He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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