do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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