fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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