so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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