Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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