I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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