So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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