D3 body, D1 cock
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Randomize
