discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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