i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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