We're like a lot better than the average bears
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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