Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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