Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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