So drunk, too bad you don't want this
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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