question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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