he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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