No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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