dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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