I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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