So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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