That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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