wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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