So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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